“There’s really fat girls and they’re in bathing suites!” — actual call to 911.

 
Source: KVBC News 4/17/2008

“Are you an innie or an Audi?” — commercial tag line used by some Audi dealers

From the “why celebrity marriages don’t last” department:

“I don’t want to be known as Gary Coleman’s wife.” — Gary Coleman’s wife, Shannon Price.

Perhaps she should have thought about that sooner?

Source: The Associated Press

“Did you ever do guy vacuuming? That’s where you keep vacuuming till you smell fire.” — Jay Leno.

Source: The Tonight Show (monologue), 1-14-08

“Right now we’re in a big hole. We’ve got to dig our way out. I want to pass out shovels to everybody.” — Hillary Clinton

How do you dig your way out of a hole? I’ve always heard, “When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging!” :/ Is this her way of getting to China faster to collect anticipated Lincoln Bedroom rentals?

If I were Bill Clinton and I saw Hillary digging a hole, I think I’d get very nervous very fast!

Source: CBS Evening News, 1-11-08